By coopslad at 19:17 on 08/06/10
a box appeared....
By Desert Divas Ltd at 22:47 on 08/06/10
in the attic...
By zoebow09 at 10:20 on 09/06/10
...and inside it....
By coopslad at 11:49 on 09/06/10
...was my mum.
By Howard_C at 22:51 on 09/06/10
Looking at me....
By Desert Divas Ltd at 10:20 on 10/06/10
she said, quietly....
By coopslad at 16:51 on 10/06/10
gin and tonic
By Howard_C at 19:30 on 11/06/10
or neat vodka?
By coopslad at 20:41 on 11/06/10
in a bucket
By Howard_C at 22:36 on 11/06/10
And I replied....
By coopslad at 17:45 on 13/06/10
can't as it's.....
By Desert Divas Ltd at 11:11 on 14/06/10
being used for
By Howard_C at 20:05 on 18/06/10
planting some nice
By coopslad at 14:13 on 19/06/10
steaming piles of
By Howard_C at 18:35 on 22/06/10
dirty laundry and
By Desert Divas Ltd at 22:42 on 22/06/10
some highly polished
By Howard_C at 20:32 on 23/06/10
but slightly tarnished
By Desert Divas Ltd at 14:37 on 27/06/10
sets of ladies
By Howard_C at 16:30 on 01/07/10
gentlemen, children and
By coopslad at 15:18 on 03/07/10
others. Well I
By Howard_C at 18:16 on 03/07/10
couldn't refuse to
By Desert Divas Ltd at 12:51 on 05/07/10
pass along the
By Howard_C at 21:10 on 05/07/10
bit of gossip.
By Desert Divas Ltd at 10:56 on 06/07/10
probably possibly incorrect
By riverside2009 at 12:55 on 06/07/10
but I don't
By coopslad at 15:29 on 07/07/10
really enjoy football!
By Desert Divas Ltd at 10:17 on 08/07/10
Except when I
By coopslad at 13:16 on 08/07/10
eat huge cakes
By riverside2009 at 13:56 on 08/07/10
of dried cow's
By Howard_C at 21:29 on 08/07/10
meat, with ketchup
By coopslad at 19:14 on 10/07/10
. Meanwhile, back at
By Howard_C at 12:39 on 15/07/10
the ranch, where
By coopslad at 11:14 on 16/07/10
Mum's gin stash
By Howard_C at 17:33 on 16/07/10
was being siphoned
By Desert Divas Ltd at 09:41 on 19/07/10
with four yards
By Howard_C at 21:35 on 20/07/10
of finest Somerset...
By coopslad at 21:37 on 05/08/10
spotted pig intestine.
By Desert Divas Ltd at 22:36 on 06/08/10
The pig was
By Howard_C at 18:56 on 08/08/10
wearing a red
By coopslad at 10:11 on 09/08/10
carnation carefully inserted
By Howard_C at 18:54 on 09/08/10
in its lapel.
By Desert Divas Ltd at 15:00 on 10/08/10
I always wondered
By Howard_C at 20:17 on 10/08/10
why the world
By coopslad at 17:16 on 11/08/10
always looks better
By Howard_C at 22:32 on 11/08/10
after a whiskey.
By Desert Divas Ltd at 14:04 on 12/08/10
Or six, maybe.
By Howard_C at 14:48 on 13/08/10
Afterwards unable to
By Desert Divas Ltd at 10:18 on 14/08/10
walk properly without
By coopslad at 10:36 on 18/08/10
my trusty cane
By Desert Divas Ltd at 15:21 on 19/08/10
I came across
By coopslad at 20:42 on 21/09/10
£19,000 - £20,000